Brand New Discography (Legos)
See I love Legos and I love Brand New so this is insanely important.
Soon as you call that out as the bullshit it is, you might actually get to be a happy couple.
#4. Know Your Partner CAN’T Complete You
It’s a sweet notion, but eff that You Complete Me speech right in the booty hole. If you get to a point in your life where you think you’re incomplete without (blank), something’s gone wrong and you’re setting yourself up for years of heartache. Hinging your lifetime of happiness on the actions, reactions, and erections of another human is as reckless as laying down your life savings on the bet that Tupac and Biggie are still alive and sharing a garage apartment in Iowa. It’s a nice thought, but not a good bet.